I went to Paris earlier this year, and true to form, there was an abundance of scooters and motorcycles. Heaps and heaps and heaps of them. Lining the streets, nestled in wherever they would fit. I also observed that they could lane-split, and if a traffic light was red, they would "filter" to the front of the line. Once the light turned green, bang! they were gone. All of the cars were used to it. Can we do that here, gang? At least on surface streets? Think of all the times you just needed to get from A-B, and you didn't need room for passengers or cargo? Could be cool, no? You can park three of those motherfuckers in the space of a regular vehicle. It's safe to say that most of them get really good mileage also. Oh, and people probably wouldn't text as much while on their metal steeds. They'd just pull up to one another and be like "yep!" and the other one would be like, "I know, right?!" Seems like a no-brainer to me.
My Super Sweet Traffic Idea, You Guys!
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