Anonymous Jan 3, 2018 at 1:25 pm

This Won't Be a Good Year

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You forgot the part where the accountant with a new sportster gets "live fast die young" tattooed on their arm.
RC-SFFS on January 3, 2018 at 3:03 PM Report this
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"Vice is lovely in that regard, is it not?"

Somewhere, a middle school is missing its coolest 14-year-old.
Earnest "Nex" Cavalli on January 3, 2018 at 3:15 PM Report this

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