What in the holy post modern apocalyptic ironic reality is this bullshit? Everybody and their creepy uncle is wearing a dam beanie. I know it's winter but these cheesebourgeois must be recent hipster refugees from hot Mediterranean climates and a greater sense of assimilative fashion. They don't even pull them down over their ears, which would ruin that perfect Where's Waldo look. I'll just leave it with the beanie but there's a whole ensemble to go along with it.