So, you moved to Portland, because you wanted to be part of our, "Weird," culture. That's just so sweet.

Now all you do is complain about the traffic, the people, the housing prices, and the rain.

So say the Native Oregonian: IF YOU DONT LIKE PORTLAND ANYMORE, GTFO!!!!! NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO STAY!

We are deeply saddened, but prepared to move on without you.