The residential streets of our neighborhood, like so many others in Portland, are incredibly narrow, without sufficient room for two way traffic. So when your lazy ass stops, in the middle of the fucking street (despite there being, *right* next to you, a spot several times the length of your truck), don't look at me like I'm the asshole for trying to squeeze around the hazardous situation you're creating. Putting on your hazard lights isn't actually a substitute for parking. ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE IS NO FUCKING SHORTAGE OF PARKING.
Dear UPS Drivers
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