I'm a multi-millionaire and I came to this "chat room" because I wanted to express my sincerest gratitude to you people. We all voted for Trump to Make America Great Again or whatever it was, and with this recent tax cut, it's going to get exceedingly great.
I had my accountant run the numbers for next year and it looks I stand to make approximately $68,000 with this tax cut. I know the average tax cut for someone making under $20,000 is about $50, but it's all relative, isn't it? I think I heard something about buying a membership at Castco or some other low-income bulk food store. That's awesome for you!
With all this "fun" money coming my way, I wanted to express my gratitude by giving a gift to all of you:
I promise to donate $100 to the re-elect Trump campaign under the name of "The Forgotten Men and Women" as a thanks to each and every one of you.
Please, continue to vote Republican so that we can continue to Make America Great Again or whatever the catch phrase was. I shall bid adieu now so that you all can get back to work in the coal mines or whatever it is you people do.
Thank you for the tax cut, we at the top really can use it.