it don't matter what the signs says:
"No food or drink in the sanctuary." What are people doing, let alone, I find bean sprouts on the ground.
"No smoking." Um, there's no stopping that one.
"Please do not block driveway." Look at the nice car blocking the driveway.
"Please do not block fire extinguisher." Yup, those are nice tables blocking the fire extinguisher.
"Please do not exit, or you will be locked out." Help me, help me, I got locked out.
"In case of fire, use stairs." Well, how about this instead... Just jump because there's no helping you.