For those who's palates were honed on Mike's Hard Lemonade and Zima, may I present the next evolution of the alcopop: the "hazy" IPA.

β€”It's sweet!
β€”It's turbid!
(It's really actually quite sweet.)
β€”It's flavored of oranges!
(Or some other tropical bullshit.)
(It's kinda actually fucking cloying.)
β€”It's got bits of dead yeast floating in it!
β€”It's made with lactose!
β€”It's not bitter! At all!
β€”It's only 8% ABV!
β€”It's only $8/pint.
β€”"We tried 1,666 Portland IPAs and it's #1!"
β€”"And #2"
β€”"And #3"
β€”"And ..."
β€”Let's buy more of them!