For those who's palates were honed on Mike's Hard Lemonade and Zima, may I present the next evolution of the alcopop: the "hazy" IPA.
βIt's sweet!
βIt's turbid!
(It's really actually quite sweet.)
βIt's flavored of oranges!
(Or some other tropical bullshit.)
(It's kinda actually fucking cloying.)
βIt's got bits of dead yeast floating in it!
βIt's made with lactose!
βIt's not bitter! At all!
βIt's only 8% ABV!
βIt's only $8/pint.
β"We tried 1,666 Portland IPAs and it's #1!"
β"And #2"
β"And #3"
β"And ..."
βLet's buy more of them!