Today between the hours of 4&5pm. I hopped off the streetcar in front of the PSU dental building. I'm on my skateboard rolling at a nice pace. Out of nowhere I hit a pile of Dog Shit with my right front wheel. Now I'm hot. This goes to whoever let's there Dog Shit in the public eye nonetheless a sidewalk. You are the scum of the planet. You need to have your face smashed in it on site for dumping. I want to kick you so hard and rub my board in your face. My board smells like shit now. Everytime I ride I will look for you. All Who Dump With No Bag. Beware. Be Fucking Aware.
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