To the idiot girl hanging out the car window yelling at me to pick up my dog's poop when in fact my dog was peeing, NOT POOPING, GO F$#K YOURSELF, MORON. If you had looked closer, you could see that I was visibly holding a bag full of HER POOP in my hand, I ALWAYS pick up my dog's poop. In fact, I have a stash of poop bags on her leash so that I am never without them. Next time I see you, I will gladly let her poop on you.
Next Time, She's Going to Poop on You
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