Jesse freakin Christopher! Stop playing your crappy music at work. Everytime the boss is out you crank your bottom 40 playlist up and make the rest of us suffer. You've got the musical taste of a 14 year old yet you are responsible for making $100,000 deals with clients all over the country. When you talk to people over the phone they can hear your teenie bopper noise about shakin bootie in the background. Maybe that's partly to blame for your sub par performance. Will you ever learn?
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