Last night I was walking towards the Moda Center to catch the Trailblazers game. I was standing on the sidewalk with my Hispanic co-worker, at the intersection of NE Broadway and N Williams, when someone stuck their white face out of their car and yelled, "CHINKS!" then drove off. Thanks Portland and thanks America for making us feel like such valued members of society, reminding my yellow ass and my co-worker's brown ass of our places (albeit the wrong place for my co-worker Oscar).