Umm. This is a damn repeat. Not even a good one.

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Buy 10 pounds of blue cheese, & be sure to open it, stick it right under her nose, & offer her some, as soon as she walks into the kitchen.
Problem solved.

On second thought she probably likes blue cheese.
If that doesn't work buy 5 pounds of Lutefisk, & repeat.
That will send 99 out of 100 people running out of the house, nevermind the kitchen....
Good luck!