I'm so sick and tired of these twenty somethings, with their skinny jeans and dumb ass beards living their self-involved, ridiculous part time job having, IPA drinking lives all over this town. And how do you fucks all sound the same? Are there classes online at the University of Portlandia that teach you mindless drones which Mumford & Sons records to claim to worship, and what tattoo imagery to market your "authentic self" with? I've seen the decline of American society, and it's today's brainless youth with your Kayne West size egos and complete lack of self awareness. Why don't you go find a brunch line to stand in outside for three hours...mmmkay?
Arrogant Hipster Dipshits
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