I'm so sick and tired of these armchair occultists, weekend witches and grocery store mystics living their half-cocked, barely read but all talk, guru-wannabe dreams all over this town. And how do you fucks all sound the same? Do the classes online at Magick.Me teach you corporate clairvoyants which Crowley books to claim to worship, what Coil records to idolize and what "occult" imagery to market your "elevated selves" with? I've seen the decline of esotericism, and it's you warlock assholes raping the idiot's guide to the Kabbalah and the Picatrix for dime store "magick" and barnes & noble wiccan wisdom. Oh god, fucking wiccans... anyway... Admit you read The Secret and that's where you became "enlightened" oh mighty ones! NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU FUCKING VISION BOARD BEING A PROFESSIONAL MYSTIC YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A FRAUD.