To the mid-life crisis white male in a white 90s Volvo that got mad when I honked at him after he made a U-turn in front of me and stopped in traffic to let out either your fare, your fuck, or your child, I’m sorry I called you out for doing what you later accused me of for being a Lyft driver after running a stop sign in front of me and getting out and blocking traffic. You called me a gamer and an asshole. Maybe an asshole, but it’s because of morons like you.
But really, what does calling someone a gamer have to do with anything?

PS. I wasn’t even online. I was looking for parking. Fuck you too.