^^^^I loved F. So fucking true.

but I think you missed the Christina post. Here, I'll add it:

Lack of applause is a product of AmeriKKKa and its racist ways. Who are you to decide who gets recognition, some people don't get any recognition, like the NATIVE AMERICANS, who are the TRUE AMERICANS. Be careful what you wish for because one day no one will clap and the social infrastructure you're trapped in will be sad and contrived. Did you know minorities invented clapping? #ENOUGH is #ENOUGH, if you won't clap and support our African American children in schools and support them creatively then you don't belong in Portland or AMERICA. Personally, I clap every time I tip the Asian delivery driver, I give him 30% and clap because they are true AMERICANS working for a living not like a white college age male who has to work for nothing. #clapforfreedom

They're actually clapping for you, I/A. Next time, just stand up and take a bow.

Count me in for option A.

Almost as bad as Portland audiences giving a standing ovation to ANYTHING!