I could tell you were a California chick pretending to be a native as I casually implanted myself in your conversation. You gave me the “why are you talking to me eyes”. I just want to say ‘FUCK YOU’. Here in Portland we all drink and get a little too familiar with each other. It’s not my fault you two were speaking at full volume as I sat
next to you smoking my cigarette. You’re an asshole and I hope you go back to your tribeca/LA/Sandiego piece of shot hole that you came out of.