California Girl at Blackbird Pizza

Comments

1
I’m from Portland, and I don’t want to get familiar with you.
2
You casually implanted yourself into someone else's conversation to tell them fuck you? Boy, I sure hope no friendly Californians ever displace a fucking gem of a human being like yourself from Portland. Nothing would make me more sad.
3
TIL Tribeca is in California. Good job, shithead.
5
You sound like a real keeper.
7
You should also check your breath.