Ya know, driving is pretty stressful in the Willie Valley anyway, but I have to just rant a bit about the assholes who seem intent on making the rest of us dread getting in the fucking car. We live here because of the laid-back lifestyle and tolerance of one another’s quirks; however, the problems we face with traffic and general congestion could damn sure be mitigated if some could just get over themselves! Speeders and ass-huggers are the worst offenders. Get off my rear end and slow down, mofo! You’re not gonna get there any faster. In fact, you might actually GET there. In one goddamn piece.
Drivers from Hades
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