I hate you vile weed. I hate digging you out, only to have your root break every damn time...which means you will be back! What i hate even more is that my lazy fucking neighbor's yard is filled with them, so anytime the wind blows, his weed spores float everywhere infecting the entire neighborhood. Thanks for the extra work jerk. Why even have a lawn if you don't want to keep up with it?
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