I was in a work meeting recently with a group of what I like to consider professionals. It was quiet as we were listening to a presenter. That's when, with the stealth of an army of ninjas, you produced the nastiest god damned fart I have ever smelled. It still stings. I will describe it as having a jerky/aged meat scent with a undertones of a colon that hasn't seen fiber in years. I could feel and taste heat as it went into my nose. As the presentation wrapped up I asked around about who produced this because holy fuck. No one confessed. The only person I know to not be guilty was myself, so one of you was lying. Come on. Who did it? This couldn't have been the first of the day for you, it was 11am. You had to have known what you were producing.