You really spent a lot of time checking this guy out. Like, a lot. I kinda want to see him now to be honest. Must have been some specimen to make you feel so angry about your own shortcomings. Also, acid is completely unnecessary in the washing off of smegma, soap and water is fine.
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"Your entitlement needs an acid bath"
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[Two paragraphs of projection]
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"Try developing some fucking empathy."