The next best band out of Portland will be a cover band of The Beastie Boys.
No new I-5 bridge for the foreseeable future. But there will be an Amtrak expansion, thanks to Trump, he loves trains.
We get the fucking Mets.
Wheeler gets tossed in Guvna's race for a respectable republican, thanks Trump.
Greg Walden sells his Italian shoe collection and gets into "the ponies".
Portland finds solace in new but old flannel, all is well.