“Where is this coming from?” you keep asking while looking up at the ceiling . I wasn’t paying attention to this the first few times you mentioned it, until I realized you were talking about that one spot on the bathroom floor.
Those are mine! You see, I will stand over the dark spot and rub-n-fluff my ears, hair and face to let loose and exfoliate my skin/crust dander. I marvel at how much will drop from me onto that little space. Sometimes I will use my foot and form shapes. I just assumed it would go unnoticed as the janitor cleans it nightly. That is until YOU decided it was something worth getting curious about. Now I have to find another spot you dick!
All Those Flakes
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