What was I thinking? Mild winters? Snow really would have brightened up that gloomy 5 months straight. Then it stops, my lawn is alive and is as tall at it is wide. I rent machinery to attack it and get encephalitis from the mosquitoes. Then here come the spiders, everywhere, tarantulas, I think. Some of the spiders catch the mosquitoes that are filled with my blood, essentially i'm being eaten twice by bugs, I bet the fleas are going be hell with all these mutts running around. Drop by drop, the bugs are winning. It is pretty, though. cough, sneeze..
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