My shitty, shitty, shitty office-romance...

Comments

1

Maybe she found out you're married. No one feels sorry for you. I feel sorry for your wife. Also, don't fuck people from work, moron. How do you not know this?

2

You cheated and you think you're the victim in this story. Unbelievable.

3

But like, you're still a piece of shit tho...

4

I bet your dick was too small for her and your cum smells like a rotting opossum corpse. Seems like the only winner here was your wife who got rid of your nasty ass. Hope she gets that pension. Enjoy your crippling loneliness!

6

Tgtb you don't make any sense. Are you saying I was on the show Punk' d staring Ashton Kutcher, I myself was "punk'd" by an unfaithful spouse hence my reaction or is it an agreement? NOTHING YOU SAY MAKES SENSE!

8

Ok boo. Happily married. Thanks for the advice. Maybe direct it to your Real Doll? She's a little jealous of your new flashlight.

9

*fleshlight

11

That's because I've never been in your van before.

13

Very much so. Been together a decade.

15

This just in: Cheating POS gets dick teased by a chick at work who's completely out of his league and fucks up his marriage with getting so much as a kiss on the cheek. Proceeds to cry like a whiny bitch.