To the business that I use weekly for my bathroom breaks. I use very little tp. Your toilet is usually backed up prior to me getting there or I back it up with the little tp I use. Therefore, I’ve stopped putting my tp into the toilet.

Fix your pressure man! Do you ever notice how bad it smells even when it’s clean in there? That’s because myself and everyone else knows to just throw the shit paper in the garbage. Everyday that garbage gets filled with shit-wet tp and it smells so bad man! So bad!

Fix your shit so we can shit!