To the sidewalk guerrillas who selflessly save our sanctified streets from speeding saboteurs, armed only with a firmly wagging first finger, a sanctimonious stare and a puckered pie hole constipated by the word S-L-O-W....oh wait! Perhaps it is the word Z-E-R-O stuck up in there? As in ZERO VISION? Because that’s what you have if you think you can accurately judge my speed! And TUNNEL VISION is what you have if you think slower equals safer! A faster way to road safety is to learn how to drive!!! There now, be a good neighbor and don’t make me pull this car over.
Less Than Zero
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