Did everyone miss the day where they taught apostrophes in English class? Every single day, I am forced to bear witness to the apostocalypse: signs, ads, blogs, and other forms of written human communication (I use that word loosely) where the author seems to believe that plural nouns ending in “s” require an apostrophe. No, no, no, they don’t. Apostrophes are for possessive nouns. Plural nouns don’t get one (unless they are possessive, then see the Internet). I know “possessive” and “plural” both begin with “p” so maybe that’s why everyone is confused, but you know what? “Penis” also begins with “p,” and you don’t (usually) see me sticking mine where it doesn’t belong. Fucking grammar, people!