Hey Caucasian Dreadlocked Dude who was unresponsive at the corner of SE 20th and Hawthorne 5/29/18 at 7:00 PM:
Yeah, we called 911 because you didn't respond to our shouts and shoves and your breathing was shallow and you were in fetal position in front of the 7-11. First we called CHIERS to get you to the Sobering Station but they told us to call 911 because you were unconscious. When paramedics came and got you up, you got upset that someone called 911.
Here's a tip: if you don't want anyone to call 911, don't nod out at a very busy, public intersection.
Maybe you were calling out for help, and we hope you get it, White Dude with Dreadlocks.