Hey techie trashbag:
Remember Me? I called you a yuppie pussy when you cut me off in traffic. Then you tried to pepper spray my car. Attempt was futile, bt dubs.
Then someone (I guess?) Must have had enough of your shit and threw coins at your brand new car.
Then you followed me. You're lucky that I flagged down the cop. I'm a gun owner and would have literally killed you. So instead of telling your gratifying mute friends that the pdx cops don't do enough, realize that you could be six feet under right now. You're welcome, pussy.