My name is Kellyanne. I'm mesmerized how this is going. The superrich have always had their quirks, but this is new territory. This is distilled machismo, pure power dynamics. We may all go down with the ship, but baby, I'm old enough to let it all ride. If we die, we die. But if we live, I make real bank.

I was bored with the normal wealth and accoutrements. This show, blow, and go is insane! I have to write THE book about it, get to the finish line first. This is slime of the slime, a whole new literature. The lawyers found me a path. I'm hanging here for sake of the novel.

I might call it "America, Unvarnished. — Orange and Naked." Or maybe, "Postcards from the Bleached Asshole."