I moved to town in February and secured a room online. I thought from the pictures and correspondence that the 900 bucks would be a chiller space where I could sleep, live and study.
I thought wrong as when I arrived I could tell this wasn’t going to be a good mix. I tried but you guys were incredibly rude and deceitful.
You inconsiderate alcoholic assholes partied every night and were total gross slobs. Come to find out that I was paying 40% more than any of you I knew I had to gtfo. 2 months in and I gave notice. You guys got worse and I couldn’t get out of there fast enough.
After refusing to give me my deposit back I realized I could either go to court or get revenge. Revenge it was....Among things I did was I smashed raw shrimp into the dryer and topped off everyone’s shampoo with morning asparagus pee. I also wiped my ass on the corners of your bedsheets and sprinkled my pubes in a bag of micro-greens.

Don’t fuck with a guy from Florida if you know what’s best. Smell ya later.