Seriously, people in the office who stand around and talk about their house, their kids, or their vacation: shut up. Your conversation is so mundane. No one cares. Some of us are just trying to do our jobs and get out of here and get home. Also, newsflash!: not everyone is a homeowner, parent, or can afford to take a vacation. So stop flaunting your upper-middle-class status symbols to everyone within earshot. Keep it on facebook where you can share to your heart's content with your fellow privileged breeders. Just keep your mouth shut near my work space and go back to your own.