Frequently Asked Questions:

What is Your Greatest Strength?

It might actually be my continued ability to get out of bed in spite of the fact that I am so discouraged by my job search.

What is Your Greatest Weakness?

My overabundance of strengths. My perfectionism. My inability to stop working, ever, because I am so dedicated.

But really, probably the crushing insecurity that only increases each day I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING JOB.

Where Do You See Yourself in Five Years?

Hopefully with a FUCKING JOB. Not a job that involves fucking, mind you. Not my thing. But a job. Pls. K thx.

Why Have You Had So Many Jobs in the Past Few Years?

Many were temporary contracts. I finished my projects on good terms.

But yes, I wonder the same. damn. thing. all. the. time. I would love for this cycle of instability and unpredictability to stop.

And you know HOW that cycle will stop? IF SOMEONE FUCKING HIRES ME.

Why Have You Had This Large Employment Gap?


Maybe ask the other companies I have applied to in the past year? And if you do, can you let me know what you find out? I’d love to know, too. Thanks!