After being on the waiting list for 3 years(!) to get a community garden plot, a spot finally opened up in a park by my place. I was so pumped to have the space, dirt, sunlight, etc to start a garden after living in apartments for the past seven years. I figured that most people would be like me in the sense they didn't have a yard but wanted to grow a few things. Then I discovered what people I would really be sharing it with. How much unsolicited gardening advice can I take?! Please shut the hell up and mind your business. I don't give a shit that you own A HOUSE but still take up plots (or two!) here, I could care less when you think I should have planted my tomatoes, and if you stare at me or question if I should be here one more time, I swear to god I will come for your precious vegetables, herbs, and flowers, I will bring in all the bugs you don't want, I will leave the gate open so dogs and kid wander in, and I will fill your compost bag with my weeds! I will become THAT APARTMENT PERSON you are so scared of.