You friggin' went into my yard and harvested my beautiful crop of opium poppies. And this is the third year in a row (slow learner I know - right?). What kind of evil person are you? I know there is a national opiod crisis, but stealing from someones garden? Really? And not just a few - you ravaged it. ooh, low, brother, low.. I was even putting out the olive branch by putting the poppies in a free pile on the street every night after I collected the seeds. You know, the mad part of me wants to say all kind of horrible things that I would do if I caught you in my yard, or how I might have to poison them next year, but I'm not that kind of person. What I will say is "you suck, jerk."
You stole my poppies, jerk
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