Time for a new aesthetic or suck it up sweating your ass off in the truck. The normal solution would be to take the highway. Too bad the highways in Portland are parking lots now.

Although I agree with your assessment of people driving way too slow in this town, you seem a bit too aggressive. "I want to fucking murder you."? "Follow you home and kick your ass"? WOW.

I imagine if a dude penned this IA, the Mercury would probably report him to the police.

Delete your driving account. Virtually nobody consistently drives 10 miles below the speed limit in the City of Roses. If anything, they blow along at 40/45 whenever they can -- through red lights, etc. as already established in IA. The problem: when the posted speed is 20 or 30, it indicates an abundance of pedestrians and activities related to living creatures. To living creatures, the difference between being hit at 20 mph vs 35 mph is life vs death. Your hot head makes you yet another rage-driving goon, IA, and if your road rage affects my life in any way, I will use every possible tool to ruin you. Driving is not a right.

I'm guessing you have an ingrown hair from the excessive vibrator use. Try not driving your shitty ass truck and figure out another way to travel or sell the piece of shit and buy a 90's civic with A/C, it's probably the same price....

I am still adamantly opposed to being threatened with a beat-down just because you are in a road rage, BUT the heat is too much for many of us. On that we can agree. So during the next predicted heatwave, take air-conditioned Trimet to cool and dark movie theaters. Enjoy THAT show, don't put on a show.