Following his recent blitzkrieg through Europe — aka "Treason Week" — Trump decided to retreat to his dicks w/ sticks club in NJ to hide out. So, I called up there and asked them to page a member: Trey Tore. The receptionist said she'd relay the message.

Childish? Maybe. Do I feel better? Absolutely. And look forward to seeing that fat bastard dragged across the White House lawn in handcuffs. Tick Tock.