Uber/Lyft drivers:
YOU ARE NOT A TAXI. You don't get to just put your hazard lights on and park in the middle of the fucking street, blocking everyone behind you.
I'm throwing loose change at the next ride sharing asshole I see doing this.
Fuck you, YOU ARE NOT A A TAXI. You're the equivalent of a ride share on Craigslist, and don't have a taxi permit. Thus YOU ARE NOT A TAXI, so stop blocking traffic, you entitled, self-centered pig fuckers.