OK, so there's a professional right-wing female in town — platinum hair, carrot for a nose, two glittering coals for eyes, Bowie-level glam make-up — trolling hard for the negative attentions of the professional protesters of Portland. What I've seen of her on YouTube is fucking stupid, BUT YOU CARE SO HARD! You're going to turn out in the heat, charge through the fouled air into the city streets to stop traffic. You're going to throw urine- and feces-filled balloons at the police. You're going to get hurt and cause hurt and waste my time and money. WHY DO YOU FEED THE TROLLS? Without your tender mercies, she's got nothin'. WHY DO YOU ACT LIKE PAVLOVIAN DOGS? Weed not meth, kidz.
Clowns to the Left, Jokers to the Right
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