On my newly installed camera, I’ve seen you let your dog shit into my garden almost every day.
Thanks to said camera, I’ve figured out who you are and where you live . I’ve been collecting every turd into a bucket. Once this bucket is filled past the brim, I’m dumping it onto your yard and placing a box of dog shit bags (free of charge) onto your porch. If that doesn’t work, I’ll just get more buckets...