You know, the bus isn’t for everyone.

You are an able-bodied, fit, young, sporty and wealthy person, draped in REI sportswear. If you think your $200 sneakers shouldn’t touch the ground, then don’t fucking wear them. And your 20 minute long Skype call on your $80 wireless headphones is fucking rude. You are surrounded by people. Get off your fucking phone and take your fucking feet off the seats, you selfish monster.