I didn't realize it until now, but is "I, anonymous" populated by wannabe writers?
These blurbs of "delicate prose" are overly verbose and obviously the work of a failed try-hard. It's annoying, and hard to read all the way through. I feel embarrassed for you.
I suppose that it's not a surprise, considering the comment section is dominated by self righteous assholes. You turds really are the worst.
The only reason I even tune in anymore is to watch you mentalists eviscerate each other over shallow bullshit. Before you say that this post is hypocritical, just for a moment consider that maybe you, like me, are just another piece of shit. I am sure that others have.
Signed and acknowledged,
Another piece of shit.
Writers?
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