When you visit a public bathroom stall and rip off a hunk of TP to blow your nose, I’ll bet you never thought that the last person to touch that roll had poopy hands. Hands that struggled to continuously grab wads to dab up a the sauce from a puckered anus that was spraying last nights mistakes. You same clowns set your coffee cups on the urinal while you do this, then put said cup on your desk. Gross!
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