An asshole.

Here's my list:
1. Take handfuls of nuts from the bulk bin
2. Throw change at shitheads in traffic
2a. Throw drinks in open windows or into convertibles
3. Fuck with customer food when they don't tip
4. Walk slowly into traffic to force them to stop (this is actually obeying the law in OR, though)
4a. If they honk, I walk more slowly or stop and stare
5. Make scary faces at annoying children
6. Purposefully fart in long lines
7. Loudly talk shit about rich people who just moved here in businesses populated almost exclusively by rich people who just moved here
8. Loudly talk shit about people who complain about rich people moving here in businesses populated almost exclusively by people complaining about rich people moving here
8. Vandalize Nike Bikes, those new scooters, and luxury cars
9. Sell protest gear to both Patriot Prayer and Antifa
10. Sleep like a baby

Show me yours!