Slow Walkers

Comments

1

Legit IA. How can you even walk that slowly? It gets even slower when crossing the street.

2

Yes! Portland is real city now. This is the complaint heard round the world in real cities (as a former resident of NYC, it's a classic). Congratulations!

3

PS I'm a physically disabled and walk with a walker so I walk SLOW AS MOLASSES. Walking up on my ass, clipping my heels, will NOT enable me to walk any faster. Just sayin'

4

Also, could you walk on the right like I hope your mother taught you?