Yes! Portland is real city now. This is the complaint heard round the world in real cities (as a former resident of NYC, it's a classic). Congratulations!
PS I'm a physically disabled and walk with a walker so I walk SLOW AS MOLASSES. Walking up on my ass, clipping my heels, will NOT enable me to walk any faster. Just sayin'
Legit IA. How can you even walk that slowly? It gets even slower when crossing the street.
Yes! Portland is real city now. This is the complaint heard round the world in real cities (as a former resident of NYC, it's a classic). Congratulations!
PS I'm a physically disabled and walk with a walker so I walk SLOW AS MOLASSES. Walking up on my ass, clipping my heels, will NOT enable me to walk any faster. Just sayin'
Also, could you walk on the right like I hope your mother taught you?