I'm always grossed out when men tell me they want to "take care of me".
I always respond, "If by 'take care of' you mean drag me out back with the trusty shotgun and put an end to my misery, I'm all for it—but if this is some benevolent sexism shit, I'm about to get reeeeaaaaall disapppointed."

So far, I have yet to get any offers (or laughs).

The dating scene in Portland sure is tough these days am I right or am I RIGHT!?